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Unarmed

In this fifth book of A Little Old Ladies Mystery series, Marion and Amanda, the frazzled psychic-sleuthing duo, return home from closing the murder case in Las Vegas and look forward to kicking back. Easily done, since the COVID pandemic has arrived. Even though shelter in place is in effect, cabin fever overcomes them and they’re off to the beach. In the dunes, they discover a missing body part that leads them to a friendship with a mysterious woman who disappears soon after.

They get a surprise visit from Gert, the helicopter-piloting lesbian they met in Santa Fe, who becomes part of their extended family, and from Marion’s slimeball ex-husband, who does not.

The three women plan a future together and invest in a bedraggled yet elegant lavender Victorian that comes with its own “cursed” treasure. Will they choose unimaginable wealth that may lead to sudden death? The camps are divided. They celebrate this difficult choice by a weekend trip to a bed and breakfast at the ocean where they stumble upon Shaun, dwelling in a cave at the beach, having run away from a battering relationship.

Shaun joins the Lavender Lady household in time to lend her nursing skills when Chase, Amanda, and Marion’s adopted daughter, goes into labor during the holiday meal and brings a new generation into the family.

Second Floor, Front

Second Floor, Front, the first in “A Little Old Ladies Mystery” series, is a cross-over paranormal, psychic-sleuth, cozy mystery.

Amanda and Marion, retirees with too much time on their hands, stumble upon a series of mysterious deaths.

With a combination of Marion’s psychic “gifts” of speaking with the dead (when the dead come a-knocking, she just can’t say no), Amanda’s chutzpah and questionable street connections, and some help from beyond the grave, they bring closure to loved ones left behind.

Humor and tragedy vie for attention as these two blend their quirky oil-and-water styles.

This is a second edition with an expanded story line and a new ending.

The Tooth Faerie: A Little Old Ladies’ Mystery

Warning: This is not the tooth fairy of your childhood.

What does a gun-toting, sociopath, mass-murderer have in common with two female retirees who just want to have a quiet spa-like vacation in the Santa Fe desert? You’d be surprised.

Marion and Amanda, two retirees, are married and also partners in an unofficial sleuthing business, solving atypical mysteries, using Amanda’s street smarts and connections, and Marion’s psychic “gifts.”

Having returned from a recent sleuthing gig in the Ozarks, Amanda votes for retirement from sleuthing. Marion, willing to take some time off, but takes a ‘never-say-never’ stance to the possibility of another case—after all, when the dead come a-knocking, Marion can’t say no—vetoes the vote.

The compromise was an extended vacation to rest and restore at Marion’s long-lost cousin’s cabin in the Santa Fe desert while she’s in Europe. Too good to be true?

In New Mexico, they stumble into another mystery when Marion is awakened by a series of visitations from ghoulish ghosts beseeching her help finding their missing teeth.

Along the way, they encounter a gun-toting sociopath, meet and befriend Marion’s cousin’s secret lover, find a human skull in the middle of the desert, and enlist the help of a local detective who is skeptical of clues from the dead.

ISBN: 0-9890079-7-9
ISB-13: 978-0-9890079-7-9

It’s In The Ink: A Little Old Ladies Mystery

Marion and Amanda, exhausted from their last psychic-sleuthing case, go into retirement (again) and take an art class to “get away from it all.”

A face appears in Marion’s first painting–not just any face, the face of an elderly woman who just went missing from a rest home. What they hadn’t counted on was running into a serial killer. So much for retirement.

This is the second in A Little Old Ladies Mystery series.

 

Returning
A Collection of Stories

Returning is a collection of five stories connected by the theme of the heroine’s journey – women catapulted into the world, bumped, banged and honed by the process, who then return home (to a physical location, or a place of self-identity), changed, able to tackle the unfinished business of life.

Paddle is introduced to a life she didn’t know existed outside the Louisiana bayou when a road trip deposits her in Berkeley, CA in the 1970’s.

Marge has spent a lifetime searching for her daughter Emily, taken from her decades earlier by Emily’s “other mother,” only to miss her by minutes at San Francisco International Airport.

B.J., Jewell, Bernina, and Gem, a loveable band of social misfits, makes their uniqueness work for them.

KerKhar, an albino Miwok child, journeys across the land and over time in order to return to her homeland and reclaim her moment of peace.

Cory grapples with becoming his real self, despite the hand that biology has dealt him.

Tenacity of spirit, a dose of optimism, and curiosity of soul connect these unlikely sojourners.

This collection contains gay- and trans-positive material. 

An Unlikely Trio
Prequel to Best Laid Plans

When Mab, a young black girl, chooses Happy Acres Rehab over drug and alcohol abuse and life on the streets in Oakland, she gets a second chance at pulling her life together.

Shalese, a young lesbian alone in the world after her beloved grandmother dies, hops a Greyhound bus from Detroit and travels to San Francisco where being gay is more acceptable.

She has big plans of helping female ex-felons by establishing a halfway house.

Jenny grows up a privileged white child in Akron. Conflicted about her sexuality as she matures, she considers her heterosexuality a passing phase.

Wanting to escape a meaningless life, although indulged by money and luxury, she journeys to San Francisco and becomes one of the ex-felons in need of Shalese’s halfway house.

Is it fate or mere serendipity that brings together these unlikely sojourners and changes their lives forever?

Best Laid Plans
A Cozy Mystery

A Victorian mansion in a swanky San Francisco neighborhood is the setting for The First Step, a recovery house for a colorful cast of female ex-felons.

Florence, the wealthy octogenarian benefactress, has underwritten blue collar social worker Shalese’s dream. At what price do our dreams come true? Is someone really getting away with murder?

When Shalese’s ex-lover Mab—lesbian bar owner by night, PI by day—uncovers Florence’s unsavory history, the women of The First Step find themselves temporarily homeless.

Turning grapes into wine, Shalese, her partner Jenny—a trust-fund baby and ex-felon herself, and Mab relocate their recovery home, renaming it The Next Step, to the vineyard hills of Santa Rosa, CA. In the transition, a moldy old cookbook surfaces, over which lives could be lost.

Just when the women think they’re out of danger, fate comes calling.

Gone Awry
Sequel to Best Laid Plans

Karma happens—often at the end of a lifetime of manipulation and betrayal. Sometimes we’re not around to witness it; sometimes we are.

In Gone Awry—the last book in the Best Laid Plans series—we meander through Florence’s early life and down the unfolding path that led to the buried treasure in Best Laid Plans over which lives are lost.

Will Florence have her final revenge on the women of The Next Step halfway house who she believes are holding her money ransom?


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by Dani Burlison, Leilani Clark, Nicolas Grizzle, Tara Kaveh and Gabe Meline

Santa Rosa–based psychotherapist Jo Lauer applies her knowledge of the human psyche to a new genre in ‘Best Laid Plans: A Cozy Mystery’ (CreateSpace; $11.69). Her story begins with Jenny Pond, an ex-felon who “hadn’t planned to kill anyone, but fate has a lousy sense of humor.” Jenny meets Shalese, a blue-collar social worker from Detroit, and the two fall in love as they work together at the First Step, a recovery house in San Francisco. Things go afoul when Florence, a wealthy benefactress with a particularly unsavory history, comes along, forcing the relocation of the recovery house to Santa Rosa. Like Orange Is the New Black for the wine country set, the book’s characters—mostly women who’ve spent time in jail for various offenses—only get deeper into mystery and adventure after the big move.—L.C.


Is it fate or sinister manipulation that connects trust-fund baby Jenny, who murdered a man with the heel of her shoe, Shalese, a blue-collar social worker intent on setting up a halfway house for female ex-felons, and Florence, a wealthy octogenarian who offers to fund the whole venture only to leave them high and dry without means to survive?

Betrayal, murder, and mayhem threaten to tear asunder the thirteen women of The First Step recovery house.

 

Best Laid Plans is now available through Amazon, Amazon.com, Amazon Kindle